Twelve Things You Will Never Hear A Southerner Say . . .

1.    Duct tape won’t fix that.
2.    Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
3.    We don’t keep firearms in this house.
4.    I thought Graceland was tacky.
5.    We’re vegetarians.
6.    I’ll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
7.    Who cares who won the Civil War?
8.    I just couldn’t find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
9.    Trim the fat off that steak.
10.    Unsweetened tea tastes better.
11.    Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
12.    I don’t have a favorite college team.

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