The World’s Shortest Books

I have seen variations of this list over the years, with titles like “Naughty Things I have Done In My Life” by Pat Boone, and “My Life on Land” by Captain Jacques Cousteau.  Here is the latest one:

The World’s Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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OUR WHITE BOYFRIENDS
By The Kardashian Sisters
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THINGS WE LOVE ABOUT OUR COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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OUR CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW WE HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton"
______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
_________________
Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
By the Minnesota Vikings
___________________________________________________
MY COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all . . .
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

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