On Form 1040, in response to the question: “Do you have any dependents?”
I listed …….
12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable deadbeats; everyone who has ever appeared on the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in more than 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; 10 percent of Mexico; and 535 in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this wasn’t an acceptable answer. I have no idea why. I support all of them.