The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back! AGAIN!!!

On Form 1040, in response to the question: “Do you have any dependents?”

I listed  …….

12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable deadbeats; everyone who has ever appeared on the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in more than 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; 10 percent of Mexico; and 535 in the U.S. House and Senate.

Apparently, this wasn’t an acceptable  answer.  I have no idea why.  I support all of them.

2 responses to “The IRS Sent My Tax Return Back! AGAIN!!!

  1. Today, I went to the beach with my children.

    I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She
    placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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