How To Die of Natural Causes in Polk County

I just saw this news story from Polk County, Florida.  It got my attention because I know Polk County well.  Until 2006 I lived 60 miles from Polk County’s largest city, Lakeland.  My sister and my daughter went to college in Lakeland.  From 1986 to 1993 I had a job where I regularly made deliveries as far away as Polk County.  If you’re driving between Orlando and Tampa and your vehicle plows through a swarm of mayflies, that’s Polk County.

Anyway, I heard once that life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.  In the case of this story, “those who think” will be conservative, politically incorrect folks who think that what happened here makes perfect sense.

Polk County Florida Sheriff Judd Grady:  “You kill a  policeman it means no arrest…no Miranda  rights…no negotiations…nothing but as many  bullets as we can shoot into  you…PERIOD.”

An illegal  alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled  over in a routine traffic stop, ended up  “executing” the deputy who stopped him. The  deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.

Another deputy was wounded and a police dog  killed.  A state-wide manhunt  ensued.  The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.  As soon as he  took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened  fire on him.  They hit the guy 68  times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.  Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:  “Because that’s all the ammunition we had.”  Now, is that just  about the all-time greatest answer or what!

The Coroner also reported  that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in  his body, he simply replied:  (BEST  QUOTE  ever) “When  you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die.”

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